A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
Crazy golf accidentA man staggers into an emergency room...Hudo.com, before 1 day158 likes10.068 views5 comments
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
Silent treatmentA man and his wife were having some...Hudo.com, before 4 days436 likes9.713 views11 comments
The cannibal leader says that if the men can go into the jungle and find 10 of the same fruit they would be freed.
So they go into the jungle. The first man comes out and was told by the leader that if he could shove all his fruits (apples) up his butt without wincing or making faces they would be freed. So the man shoves the first one up and then a second one accept he winced so they killed him.
The second man comes in with berries. He's all the way to 8 when he bursts out laughing and is killed.
In heaven the first man asks the second man "why did you burst out laughing you could of made it?"
The second man replies "I couldn't help it I saw the third guy come into the clearing with pineapples.
The CannibalsThree men are captured by cannibals....Hudo, before 6 days279 likes8.851 view20 comments
At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, well, on my way to school I come cross this Apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples. I guess I eat about six, said little Johnny. No, said the teacher, it’s ate! Little Johnny said well it could've been eight I don't remember.
Apples for breakfastAt school one morning the teacher...Hudo, before 1 week105 likes8.182 views6 comments
There was a Japanese guy and a Chinese guy. The Japanese guy asked the Chinese guy " Where did you make that omelet?!" the Chinese guy replied " In YO-PAN!!" And then the Japaneses guy said " I believe it is pronounced : 'Japan' "
Japanes guy and the Chinese guyThere was a Japanese guy and a...Grace Cline, before 1 week97 likes4.852 views1 comment
I blonde girl walks into a candy store with picnic tables all around it. She buys a pack of m&m's and sits down. A man sits down across from her and asks, "What are you doing?" The blonde replies, "Do you see the letters on these m&m's?" The man noddes. I'm trying to put them in alphabetical order."
The Blonde and the Candy StoreI blonde girl walks into a candy...daoustalexis, before 2 weeks171 like10.785 views7 comments