This is actually a riddle.
Q. A father and son are in a car together and get in an accident. The father passes away and the son needs sugery. In the hospital the surgeon comes in and says,
"I can't do surgery on my son!"
How is this possible? Answer in the comments (There is no super natural activity in this riddle!!).
Who is the Surgeon?This is actually a riddle.
Q. A...Kate Justine Duggan, before 2 days209 likes7.719 views42 comments
A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
HaircutA guy sticks his head in the barber...Hudo, before 2 weeks235 likes7.767 views13 comments
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
Crazy golf accidentA man staggers into an emergency room...Hudo.com, before 3 weeks199 likes11.029 views5 comments
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
Silent treatmentA man and his wife were having some...Hudo.com, before 4 weeks439 likes9.833 views11 comments
The cannibal leader says that if the men can go into the jungle and find 10 of the same fruit they would be freed.
So they go into the jungle. The first man comes out and was told by the leader that if he could shove all his fruits (apples) up his butt without wincing or making faces they would be freed. So the man shoves the first one up and then a second one accept he winced so they killed him.
The second man comes in with berries. He's all the way to 8 when he bursts out laughing and is killed.
In heaven the first man asks the second man "why did you burst out laughing you could of made it?"
The second man replies "I couldn't help it I saw the third guy come into the clearing with pineapples.
The CannibalsThree men are captured by cannibals....Hudo, before 4 weeks280 likes9.085 views20 comments