Three girls are stuck in a desert a blonde, a red head, and a brunette, and then the find a magic lamp and they each have 1 wish, the red head says a life time supply of water, the brunette says food and shelter... and the blonde say a car door so i can roll down the window and feel the breeze!
Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband : “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband : “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”
Water in the carburetorWife: “There’s trouble with the...Hudo.com, before 1 week226 likes9.319 views5 comments
There was a turtle and a hare. The turtle said: Want to see who can get home the fastest? The rabbit scoffed and said: You're on.
The turtle started the race, and won. The rabbit didn't even go five feet when he saw the turtle was already at home.
Stupid Rabbit.There was a turtle and a hare. The...jkwlson, before 2 years21 like1.525 views1 comment
Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St.Peter if they can still be married.
''Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and i will be right back."
Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."
The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"
To which St.Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up there -- how long do you think it will take me to find lawyer.
Heavenly Marital HelpBetty and Tim die in a car accident...Kel Brown, before 2 years29 likes1.537 views3 comments
A wife comes in and yells, "Honey,pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"
Her husband yells back, "Should i pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
The wife replies,"I don't care! Just get the hell out!"
LotteryA wife comes in and yells,...Kel Brown, before 2 years24 likes2.010 views2 comments
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room and he found himself completely naked in the halls of the world's most powerful military organization HQ. but luckily no one was around to see him. So he ran as fast as he could to the elevator. When he arrived it was empty. He breathed a sigh of relief and got in. When the doors opened on his floor, there was no one outside, he felt very lucky. He was now only a few yards from his office. Suddenly, he heard footsteps and the voice of the General close,there was no way he could make it to his office, so he ducked into the Laboratory and Research Development . The head scientist looked up puzzled with interest. The soldier said "I am here to report the partial success of the Personal Invisibility Program"
"I see," the Head Scientist said"But the shrink ray seems to be working perfectly
Cloak and DaggerA soldier at the Pentagon got out of...Kel Brown, before 2 years24 likes1.595 views2 comments