Animal

There was a turtle and a hare. The turtle said: Want to see who can get home the fastest? The rabbit scoffed and said: You're on.
The turtle started the race, and won. The rabbit didn't even go five feet when he saw the turtle was already at home.

What Mouse Walks On 2 Legs?
Friend~ Donno
answer~Mickey Mouse
What Duck Walks on 2 Legs?
Friend~Donald Duck
answer~All Ducks!!!!!
     
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One day, Sulleen brought her cat, MunchiKin, to visit Lorail and MunchiKin decided to chat with Lorail's cat, Perkiki.

"Hows' your human?" MunchiKin asked. "She's fine," Perkiki answered. "How's your's?" "Pretty good," MunchiKin replied. "She keeps feeding me fart pellets."

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

What's a blood sucking vampires favorite animal?


A giraffe!

Three men with their dogs were stranded in a desert. They decided to have a competition to see which dog could go the furthest without pooing. The first man went and his dog pooed a 1/4 of the way. The next man's dog pooed 1/2 way. The third man's dog made it the whole way. When the other two men got to the other side of the desert they asked the man- "how did your dog make it the whole way?"
The man replied- "Me no stupid me no dumb me shove corkey up dogs bum,"

How do bees get to school?


They take the school buzz.

A Chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. The chicken said 'What's your name?' 'Bond, James Bond','What's yours?' came the reply. 'Ken, Chic, Ken'