Sports

a man cane home from an afternoon at the golf course and gave his wife a passionate embrace. smiling, he said, "darling, i'm so happy to see you. i thought for a while there that i'd lost you!"
  confused, his wife said, "what do you mean? lost me?"
  "well," the husband said, " i had to sink a 30-footer on the final green to win my bet!"

Why were the basketball players really wet ?

Because they were dribbling! :]

Why do you have to take 2 pairs of socks to golf?


In case you get a "hole in one!"

What is the hardest part about sky diving?



The ground!

Where do fruits play football?


The football peach.

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Q: How do you make a snooker table laugh?

A: Put your hand down the pocket and tickle its balls!