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When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did, in his sleep--...A prayer before dying291.0912 An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.
He stands up to leave...bar crawl238442 this kid walks up to his mom and says mom which one am I more Jewish or black . the...Bike sale651.8550 there is a fat man on the plane with a pilot. they are alone on the plane.the plane...fuming beans181.4350

There was a turtle and a hare. The turtle said: Want to see who can get home the...Stupid Rabbit.205801 What Mouse Walks On 2 Legs?
Friend~ Donno
answer~Mickey Mouse
What Duck Walks...What Mouse Walks On 2 Legs?481.4780 One day, Sulleen brought her cat, MunchiKin, to visit Lorail and MunchiKin decided...A typical cat conversation231.4760 Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman...which one is smarter755.0855

"President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. Unfortunately...Michelle Obama's husband272.1090 "President Obama said regarding the economy, 'The sky is not falling.' The poll numbers...''The sky is not falling''51.3601 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son...Daddy, what is politics?2674.90710 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2....Things Found Only in America251.0692

Chinese Phrase English Translation

Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table

Chin...Crash Course in Speaking Chinese904.0904 An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman get drunk and try to cross a bridge but...the bridge513.3800 1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3....Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn2035.3872 A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of...Polish at the eye test1647.5366

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's...Best Ellen DeGeneres quotes664.0660 chuck norris didn't hit puberty. he punched the crap out of itchuck vs puberty241.4810 god created adam , adam met chuck norris , adam created tears.chuck vs adam191.2280 Q:What does Lady Gaga do when she gets mad?

A:She pokes your face!Angry Lady Gaga411.7811

a divorce lawyer reported to his client that after lengthy negotiations with her...Laughing at the law138370 A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type...haha blondes331.7911 A big corporation recently hired several cannibals in the interest of cultural diversity.

You...cannibals in the workplace491.5742 Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has...Johnny Likes To Gamble1094.5563

Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they...Heavenly Marital Help267093 A wife comes in and yells, "Honey,pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"
...Lottery231.3432 There was a lawyer and he was just waking from anesthesia after surgery, and his...Beautiful?231.2120 an elderly man was worried that his wife had a hearing problem. so one evening, he...Older & wiser09610

So this blonde girl is really horny and hungry and along comes an asian. The asian...chinese food352.9660 Therese a pirate that wrecked his ship and survived,two days later the pirate walks...The ship wreck.272.0450 A blonde is out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite...river walk501.9120 A blonde and her father were out boat-fishing. They caught so much fish that the...The blonde and the Leaky Boat491.9391

a man cane home from an afternoon at the golf course and gave his wife a passionate...Hole in one!105920 Why were the basketball players really wet ?

Because they were dribbling! :]Best joke ever !!!332.0910Why do you have to take 2 pairs of socks to golf?

In case you get a "hole in...socks251.4670 What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground!Sky diving461.2750

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there...Those who wait773.7661 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's...50:50 chance2364.0822 girlfriend
{hey,babe I heard you liked bad boys?}

{well yeah! but how come?}

{um...The message u really want to see?22.3668 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you...Light faster than sound1333.3663

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did, in his sleep--...A prayer before dying291.0912 A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were...Cloak and Dagger217160 Two hunters were out in the woods and one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be...Seriously231.0400 a man sat down in a restaurant and orderede a bowl of chili, but the waitress said...restaurant impossiable99831

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