chloegillingham10

three nuns r decorating a room and they decided to strip so they don't get their uniforms dirty. someone knocks on the door and says

it's the blind man.

so the nuns let him in because he's blind so he won't c them. the blind man says

nice tits ladies where do u want the blinds?

a blone walks into a pharmacey and says do u have any bottom deodrent?

the nurse says im sorry but i dont think u got it from here!

the blonde says i defenetly did!

the nurse says well bring the empty bottle in when u've finished with it.

ok said the blone.

the next day the blone walks in.

here it is said the blone

how do u use it said the nurse?

the directions said on the bottle "for use push up bum!"

one day little johnny wanted to go toilet so he went. as he was going there he went past his dads room he saw his dads cover moving and said "dad what are you doing?" his dad said "i'm playing cards" johnny said "with who?" he replied with ur mum. anyway as he was going back to his room and went past his sisters room and saw her covers moving and asked the same thing. his sister replied "i'm playing cards with my boyfriend". his dad walked past johnny's room 2hrs later to go downstairs and saw johnny's covers moving and said "what are you doing?"johnny replied i'm playing cards" "how?" said his dad. johnny replied "if you have a good hand you don't need anyone to play with!"